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Cooked Score
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Very Cooked

Serious clarity, trust, or conversion problems.

An agency selling differentiation, without any.

The Roast

You're asking for money with the credibility of an unmarked van.

Serious Diagnosis

Trust indicators (credentials, guarantees, recognizable proof) are absent at decision points.

Primary Cause of Death

Interchangeable positioning.

Secondary Injuries
  • Your CTA is hiding like it owes somebody money.
  • Your hero copy is the business equivalent of wearing a fake mustache to a police lineup. Nobody knows what you do, who it is for, or why they should care.
Top Leaks — 5 found
1. No visible trust signalscritical

No guarantees, credentials, logos, or recognizable proof near CTAs. Risk stays on the buyer.

2. Buried CTAcritical

The primary action is below the fold, visually weak, or worded with zero intent ('Learn More').

3. Weak hero messagemajor

The above-the-fold section does not state what you sell, who it's for, or the outcome. Visitors bounce before scrolling.

4. Interchangeable positioningmajor

Nothing here says why you over the other tabs the buyer has open.

5. SEO/AEO invisibilityminor

Generic titles and headings mean search engines and AI assistants can't tell what you sell or recommend you.

What this is costing you

If even 49% of lost visitors were recoverable buyers, the fixes below pay for themselves in the first month.

Score Breakdown — higher is more cooked
Trust84
CTA79
Clarity76
Differentiation71
SEO / AEO67
Shareability59
Revenue Recovery Potential57
Friction56
Urgency53
Proof49
Buyer Confidence46
Conversion34
Copy33
Mobile33
Offer30
Visual Hierarchy28
Fastest Fix

Stack proof next to every ask. Put one credibility element (review, logo, guarantee, number) within eyeshot of every CTA.

Recovery Status

Fixable with adult supervision.

Recovery Plan
  1. 1
    Stack proof next to every askimpact: higheffort: low

    Put one credibility element (review, logo, guarantee, number) within eyeshot of every CTA.

  2. 2
    Promote one CTA above the foldimpact: higheffort: low

    High contrast, outcome-worded, repeated every 1–2 screens.

  3. 3
    Rewrite the hero around the buyer's painful outcomeimpact: higheffort: low

    One sentence: who it's for, what they get, why now. Kill every abstract noun.

  4. 4
    Claim one sharp positionimpact: higheffort: medium

    Pick the one thing you do differently and say it in the hero. Narrow wins.

  5. 5
    Rewrite title, H1, and meta for the buyer's queryimpact: mediumeffort: low

    Match the words buyers actually search, not your internal vocabulary.

Cooked AIAgency Site audit
74%
Very Cooked
Verdict

An agency selling differentiation, without any.

The Roast

An agency selling differentiation, without any.

Primary Leak

No visible trust signals

Recovery

Fixable. Barely.

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