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Cooked Score
Med Spa auditdev modefictional sample

Very Cooked

Serious clarity, trust, or conversion problems.

Luxurious. Vague. Expensively unclear.

The Roast

There is no reason to act today, so nobody will. 'Someday' is where conversions go to die.

Serious Diagnosis

No time-bound reason to act is presented. Deferred decisions rarely return.

Primary Cause of Death

Unanswered buyer objections.

Secondary Injuries
  • Your CTA is hiding like it owes somebody money.
  • You've built an obstacle course and called it a signup flow.
Top Leaks — 5 found
1. Zero urgencycritical

Nothing gives the visitor a reason to act now instead of never.

2. Buried CTAcritical

The primary action is below the fold, visually weak, or worded with zero intent ('Learn More').

3. Excess frictionmajor

Forms, steps, or decisions that cost more attention than the visitor has committed.

4. Flat visual hierarchymajor

Headline, proof, and CTA all carry equal visual weight, so the eye has no path to follow.

5. SEO/AEO invisibilityminor

Generic titles and headings mean search engines and AI assistants can't tell what you sell or recommend you.

What this is costing you

If even 49% of lost visitors were recoverable buyers, the fixes below pay for themselves in the first month.

Score Breakdown — higher is more cooked
Urgency79
CTA77
Friction71
Visual Hierarchy69
SEO / AEO65
Trust63
Conversion60
Clarity47
Proof43
Copy43
Revenue Recovery Potential42
Offer40
Mobile37
Buyer Confidence33
Differentiation33
Shareability32
Fastest Fix

Add one honest deadline. Capacity, cohort, price change, or seasonal reason — real urgency only. Fake timers burn trust.

Recovery Status

Fixable. Barely.

Recovery Plan
  1. 1
    Add one honest deadlineimpact: mediumeffort: low

    Capacity, cohort, price change, or seasonal reason — real urgency only. Fake timers burn trust.

  2. 2
    Promote one CTA above the foldimpact: higheffort: low

    High contrast, outcome-worded, repeated every 1–2 screens.

  3. 3
    Delete every non-essential field and stepimpact: mediumeffort: low

    Ask for the minimum to deliver value. Earn the rest later.

  4. 4
    Establish one dominant element per screenimpact: mediumeffort: medium

    Each viewport gets one hero element. Demote everything else by size, weight, or contrast.

  5. 5
    Rewrite title, H1, and meta for the buyer's queryimpact: mediumeffort: low

    Match the words buyers actually search, not your internal vocabulary.

Cooked AIMed Spa audit
66%
Very Cooked
Verdict

Luxurious. Vague. Expensively unclear.

The Roast

Luxurious. Vague. Expensively unclear.

Primary Leak

Zero urgency

Recovery

Salvageable, but stop touching it until you read this.

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