Sample roast — Copper Kettle Bistro — restaurant homepage (fictional)
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Cooked Score
Restaurant auditdev modefictional sample

Very Cooked

Serious clarity, trust, or conversion problems.

The food might be great. The website is a PDF with a dream.

The Roast

The path from interested to paying has more dead ends than a corn maze. People want to give you money and can't find the door.

Serious Diagnosis

The conversion path contains unnecessary steps and decision points that dilute intent.

Primary Cause of Death

Mobile neglect.

Secondary Injuries
  • Your CTA is hiding like it owes somebody money.
  • Your offer is a shrug in paragraph form. There's no transformation, no timeframe, no reason to move.
Top Leaks — 5 found
1. Broken conversion pathcritical

Too many steps, competing actions, or dead ends between interest and purchase.

2. Buried CTAcritical

The primary action is below the fold, visually weak, or worded with zero intent ('Learn More').

3. Undefined offermajor

No specific outcome, timeframe, or risk-reversal. The buyer can't picture what they're paying for.

4. No buyer-specific outcomemajor

The visitor can't tell if this works for someone in their exact situation.

5. Flat visual hierarchyminor

Headline, proof, and CTA all carry equal visual weight, so the eye has no path to follow.

What this is costing you

Every 100 visitors, an estimated 55 leave without understanding what you sell. At your traffic levels that is a silent tax on every dollar of marketing spend.

Score Breakdown — higher is more cooked
Conversion91
CTA86
Offer80
Buyer Confidence79
Visual Hierarchy76
Revenue Recovery Potential72
Friction65
Trust56
SEO / AEO56
Mobile55
Shareability54
Clarity53
Urgency51
Differentiation50
Proof48
Copy26
Fastest Fix

Collapse the funnel to one action. Pick the single highest-value action and make everything on the page point at it.

Recovery Status

Salvageable, but stop touching it until you read this.

Recovery Plan
  1. 1
    Collapse the funnel to one actionimpact: higheffort: medium

    Pick the single highest-value action and make everything on the page point at it.

  2. 2
    Promote one CTA above the foldimpact: higheffort: low

    High contrast, outcome-worded, repeated every 1–2 screens.

  3. 3
    Anchor the offer to one specific outcomeimpact: higheffort: medium

    Name the result, the timeframe, and what happens if it doesn't work. Specificity sells.

  4. 4
    Answer the three silent objectionsimpact: higheffort: medium

    'Will it work for me?', 'What if it doesn't?', 'Why you?' — answer all three on the page.

  5. 5
    Establish one dominant element per screenimpact: mediumeffort: medium

    Each viewport gets one hero element. Demote everything else by size, weight, or contrast.

Cooked AIRestaurant audit
78%
Very Cooked
Verdict

The food might be great. The website is a PDF with a dream.

The Roast

The food might be great. The website is a PDF with a dream.

Primary Leak

Broken conversion path

Recovery

Fixable. Barely.

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